what if you went to the beach and instead of sand there was french fries
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest aholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
All the damn time
yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy