the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.
and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one”
And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”
*squints at finland*
This is officially the best thing ever to have been giffed.
The lil jump at the end though
#Someone asked for Chris Evans jumping into Boston Harbor #Couldn’t find that #So have strip basketball in the Boston Garden #and the face he’s making in that last gif is just… #Obscene
Someone A) explain what’s going on here in a way that doesn’t fry my brain; and B) find me a video of this!?
This is from a rather… Questionable movie called “What’s Your Number?” Almost all the gifsets you find on Tumblr that have Evans naked, holding a tea towel as his sole form of clothing, running around in his shorts, seemingly naked with a guitar in his lap, are all from this movie.
In this scene, he has challenged our heroine to a game of HORSE in the Boston Garden using a key that he apparently had from when he worked there? Or something? Because logic has no place here, all we care about is that he ends up getting his ass kicked in basketball by a lady in pink panties and bra, and has to strip.
They then go outside and jump into Boston Harbor. Mostly naked.
It’s not a GOOD movie, but it’s a goooooooooooood movie, if you know what I mean.
PACIFIC RIM CUT SCENES WITH TOPLESS IDRIS ELBA?? YOU FUCKING MONSTERS.
I only vaguely know what Pacific Rim is, but I know exactly what a great tragedy this is
WHY WOULD YOU DELETE THIS SCENE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Tips for picking up women, with Ryan Gosling.
Orlando Bloom & Condola Rashad To Star In Broadway’s ‘Romeo And Juliet’
Orlando Bloom (“The Lord of the Rings”) and Tony Award nominee Condola Rashad (Stick Fly, The Trip to Bountiful) will be the star-crossed lovers of a new Broadway revival of Romeo and Juliet, to be staged by Tony Award nominee David Leveaux at the Richard Rodgers Theatre. The production will also star two-time Tony Award nominee Jayne Houdyshell as the Nurse and Tony nominee Joe Morton as Lord Capulet. The Capulets will be played by black actors and the Montagues by white actors.
About this life, Where may I procure tickets?
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT AND IMAGINE WHAT AN AWESOME DAD BOROMIR WOULD HAVE MADE
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
I WAS HAPPY AND NOW I’M SAD
Supernatural Cast Impersonations
BEST CAST EVER
Sweetest celebrity in the history of ever
I literally just did this
tom you perfect being
my life ambition is to age as amazingly as julie andrews.
wtf theres even the pigeons….