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Carmen. Slytherin. Twenty-one. Co-founder of Harry Potter House Quotes. DIY blogger at On Creation.

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swingsetindecember:

stele3:

orionsnacks:

in the movie a little boy recognises steve at the captain america exhibit. it’s my headcanon that a little girl recognises bucky when he goes to the smithsonian exhibit to find out who he really is

because little girls have heroes too

"You should tie your hair back," a little girl with pitch-black hair says to the Winter Soldier. He stares down at her, silent, but she continues undeterred. "Mommy says that we need to have our hair tied back or we’ll trip over things because we can’t see. She makes me wear these—" She displays her wrist, which is encircled by a rainbow of different hair bands. "—because mine keep falling out. You can’t fight evil if you can’t see it. I want to be a police officer when I grow up. Are you a…"

She trails off, her eyes steadily getting bigger. They dart to the large digital image of James Buchanan Barnes, then back to his face. The Winter Soldier’s eyes dart, too, over the exits and the crowd and the girl’s distracted mother—attempting to corral three other black-haired children—before landing back on the girl’s face, where an improbable grin has begun to grow.

"I knew it," she whispers.

The Winter Soldier blinks down at her, thrown off by the delight in her expression. No one is ever happy to see the Soldier.

The girl reins in her wide grin and does her own scan of the crowd. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. People can’t handle the truth. But I can.” She turns her shining eyes back to the Soldier.

Slowly, very slowly, the Soldier reaches out with hands that have broken, maimed, strangled, shot, stabbed, and ripped apart human flesh. His voice creaks out of him, rusty with disuse. “Can I have a hair tie?”

Without taking her eyes off him, the girl rolls a light blue one out of the rainbow and hands it over.

YES PLEASE

abbykate:

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

#how to correctly react to shipping

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 23rd with 67,035 notes
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No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.
- Mitt Romney Became a Grandfather Eight Times While Running for President and No One Gave a Damn (via samuraifuckingfrog)
Posted 1 day ago on Apr 23rd with 3,001 notes
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Tagged: #hillary clinton #women's rights

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 23rd with 81,644 notes
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Tagged: #omfg #the falcon #captain america #iron man #art

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 23rd with 123,999 notes
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Tagged: #lolsies

petitepasserine:

white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 23rd with 31,427 notes
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Tagged: #gwen stefani #katy perry #avril lavigne #racism

thedoctorknows:

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing

and he never knows what he’s looking for

mechinaries:

what have you unleashed

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 23rd with 14,021 notes
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Tagged: #accurate #lev grossman #fanfiction

pujawz:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

image

sparkyjulia

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 23rd with 83,862 notes
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Tagged: #accurate #gpoy

On stupid offensive t-shirts

scifigrl47:

My grandmother once said to me, in that dignified, calm way of hers, “I love truck nuts.”

And I was like, “Wha-  Excuse me?”

"I love those little plastic testicles that people can buy and put on their truck hitches," she said.  "Because I can tell at a glance that the person is a horrible, offensive moron, and save myself from having to find this out via a conversation.  It’s a wonderful time saver when you belong to a motor home club, dear."

She is right.  Every time some idiot comes up with a t-shirt that says “Go make me a sandwich” or “No fat chix,” that is a kindness on their part.  They are doing women, right thinking men, and society in general a great public service.

So that we can tell the douchebags at a glance.  So we can determine, without a single word, that this person:

A. thought that this shirt was funny

B. no, seriously, they found that funny enough to SPEND MONEY ON IT

C. and has no one in their life to tell them that wearing it out in public is unacceptable

And is therefore not likely to be someone anyone wants to interact with. Turns out Gramma was right; it’s a great time saver in fan circles, too.

Posted 2 days ago on Apr 22nd with 1,523 notes
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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

Posted 2 days ago on Apr 22nd with 260,722 notes
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Tagged: #art #wage disparity

absurdgo:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

what a freakin cutie

Posted 2 days ago on Apr 22nd with 65,969 notes
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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

#I WANT TO REBLOG THIS TO HPHQ SO BAD #HOW ABOUT IT CARMEN?

begitalarcos:

*One Shot*

Clint gets himself into a doggy pile of trouble and its up to the Avenger’s to figure out how to change him back to normal

Posted 2 days ago on Apr 22nd with 1,841 notes
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Tagged: #OMFG #the avengers #clint barton #hawkeye