"No, this is serious," he says, glaring mulishly around as the Howling Commandos snicker into their hands. "You guys don’t understand what he’s like. He picks these dumb fights all the time, and the only way to break it up is to just throw him over your shoulder and high-tail it. The guy’s a menace. Dr. Erskine didn’t know what he was doing, making him all big and heavy and stupid.”
Morita snorts. “Give it up, Barnes. Here, if you want something to carry, take my pack for me.”
(Later, when they have made camp, Steve obligingly maneuvers himself up against a tree and holds his own weight there while Bucky kisses him fiercely and pretends to be holding him in place. “You’re too - damn - big,” he grumbles, and Steve muffles his laugh in Bucky’s shoulder.)
#in which bucky barnes #wolf whistles at the uniform #and begs Cap #prettily #if he’s kept the stealth suit #because DAYUM STEVE #on va voir
And Bucky looks at Sam who just sighs and shakes his head. “Never asks for help. Ever.”
steve looks up at them, “i didn’t need help, see, i got it on my own”
I did go to school for Marine Biology, but the cool thing is… the greatest thing for me is that Polynesians, our gods, Kahoali, Maui, all these water gods, so it’s really cool and a honor to be playing a [water] character. And there’s not too many brown superheroes, so I’m really looking forward to representing the Polynesians, the natives.
My family are some of the greatest water men on earth. I’m not, but I’m going to go train with them. But it’s really an honor just being a Polynesian. And water is the most important thing in this world and we all know it. It’s cool be a part of DC’s universe.”
"stef why do you keep googly eyes in your pencil case"
and bucky snorts and turns to his side to show sam his, “steve never likes help, does he?”
"TELL ME ABOUT IT" sam says, eyeing steve who’s standing on tiptoes and reaching for something on the shelf. bucky’s about to go help when steve climbs up onto the counter to grab the tin of coffee beans. he sits, feet dangling off the counter, to open it and pour some into the coffee machine, humming happily.
bucky just whines but eventually he puts on pants and comes out to watch him cus its way warmer in the kitchen and sam is there and you can see sam’s tattoo of the first words steve said to him on his forearm
it’s “keep on walkin’, man, i don’t need your help”
CHEEKS: DO YOU BLUSH EASILY?
not really! i’m lucky that way, i have a pretty olive-y skin tone and yeah, no, i don’t blush easily
FINGERS: DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
i do! i play the flute and the oboe! well, i did. in high school. i’d love to get back into it.
HIPS: DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
not really. i’m not very good so i can’t help but feel self-conscious so i don’t really enjoy it unless i’m p drunk or among people that i feel really comfortable around
and steve just gives him this grumpy little glare cus he doesn’t wanna but he goes to wrap himself up in a blanket so sam doesn’t see anything (i bet sam and steve are platonic soul mates)
OF COURSE THEY ARE he steals the blanket off the bed and bucky’s like “nuuuuu it’s cold” and steve’s like “five minutes you baby i am going to make coffee” and bucky curls up in the fetal position and is like “fiiiiiine”
And Steve just kisses him and yeah basically everything that happens just goes to show that they’re definitely not platonic anything cus they’re definitely super into each other. I bet they don’t get out of bed for days
of course they don’t and when they do sam has to yell at steve to put some damn pants on
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.
Don’t forget that most of them are written by white guys who died before 1900. (Bitter much about the DWG? Oh, a tad.)
Hermione Granger, age 11 headcanon
Portrayed by Quvenzhané Wallis
“‘Has anyone seen a toad? Neville’s lost one,’ she said. She had a bossy sort of voice, lots of bushy brown hair, and rather large front teeth.”
Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone, page 105
Important for ALL of us to consider.